A TERROR BIRD riots in my garden ! Oh, that image is just a placeholder, as he never dares to show up. He keeps singing a machinegun-like staccato like: tweedeldeedledeedledee - followed by a fast and furious tweetweet-finale. Nice tune - but not, if you’ve heard it a Zillion times! In endless repetition! That guy has been singing one and the same tune for a week now ! A week ! All the other birds, not to speak of the part of the fauna suffering from high frequencies, have already left the place (“O.K., dude, it’s your garden now, have fun in the lifeless desert you may now enjoy all by yourself!”). I’ve closed the windows and the terrace door (Good solid double frames). No peace. Started playing “Fast a a Shark” by Accept in endless replay. Heidiheidoheida, heidiheidoheida….
After all, approaching the phenomenon from the angle of natural science does not help. Energy of some kind must be involved, right ? Those are sound waves, which make my tympanum oscillate. Terror bird should have fallen prey to entropy at least three days ago, with only a tiny heap of claws and feathers left. Damn, Terror bird must be eating a truckload of seeds and bugs each day to sound pollute the hood like he does. The ecosphere will be gone by July. I gotta move. Heidiheidoheida, heidiheidoheida, heidi-heido-heidahahhahahaha…

A TERROR BIRD riots in my garden ! Oh, that image is just a placeholder, as he never dares to show up. He keeps singing a machinegun-like staccato like: tweedeldeedledeedledee - followed by a fast and furious tweetweet-finale. Nice tune - but not, if you’ve heard it a Zillion times! In endless repetition! That guy has been singing one and the same tune for a week now ! A week ! All the other birds, not to speak of the part of the fauna suffering from high frequencies, have already left the place (“O.K., dude, it’s your garden now, have fun in the lifeless desert you may now enjoy all by yourself!”). I’ve closed the windows and the terrace door (Good solid double frames). No peace. Started playing “Fast a a Shark” by Accept in endless replay. Heidiheidoheida, heidiheidoheida….

After all, approaching the phenomenon from the angle of natural science does not help. Energy of some kind must be involved, right ? Those are sound waves, which make my tympanum oscillate. Terror bird should have fallen prey to entropy at least three days ago, with only a tiny heap of claws and feathers left. Damn, Terror bird must be eating a truckload of seeds and bugs each day to sound pollute the hood like he does. The ecosphere will be gone by July. I gotta move. Heidiheidoheida, heidiheidoheida, heidi-heido-heidahahhahahaha…

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