winged-mammal:

thedailywhat:

Life-Altering Invention of the Day: It took two months and a whole team of MIT mechanical engineers and nano-technologists, but at long last, mankind has a solution to the ketchup bottle battle.

LiquiGlide, a “super slippery” coating, is made up of nontoxic materials that allow the condiment to pour out smoothly, the way it was intended. The lubricant can be applied to all sorts of food packaging, but ketchup had better be likely will be priority number one.

One of the biggest challenges the team faced was making sure the coating was safe to consume, which meant ingredients had to be FDA-approved. “We had a limited amount of materials to pick from,” said team member Dave Smith, an MIT Ph.D. candidate. “I can’t say what they are, but we’ve patented the hell out of it.”

[coexist]

Corporate America will have these guys shot. The sales of America’s favourite vegetable (according to Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush and USDA) will decline by at least 5%. A billion dollar loss.

(Source: thedailywhat)

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    absolutely wild
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    Considering Heinz is headquartered here, and most Pittsburghers put ketchup on basically everything, this is kind of a...
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    FOR SCIENCE
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    Science is over. It has finally been achieved.
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    mother fucking place. And I thought that’s why we have squeeze bottles now. Can you even buy
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