theworstthingsforsale:

Gas prices keep going up, and you want to stop driving your car so much. Bicycling is out (too much pedaling) and so is walking (too much leg moving.) So you get a Segway, but quickly find that you tire of standing upright on your human feet.
Enter the Segway seat. An ugly aftermarket addition to defeat the tiny health benefit you might gain from spending ten minutes of the day not sitting on your ass. At the low price of $8,500 plus shipping, it’s little wonder the product picture looks like a bike seat taped to a Segway sitting on half a towel.

Sounds like a helluva bargain. Let me guess: they offer two for $17500.-?

theworstthingsforsale:

Gas prices keep going up, and you want to stop driving your car so much. Bicycling is out (too much pedaling) and so is walking (too much leg moving.) So you get a Segway, but quickly find that you tire of standing upright on your human feet.

Enter the Segway seat. An ugly aftermarket addition to defeat the tiny health benefit you might gain from spending ten minutes of the day not sitting on your ass. At the low price of $8,500 plus shipping, it’s little wonder the product picture looks like a bike seat taped to a Segway sitting on half a towel.

Sounds like a helluva bargain. Let me guess: they offer two for $17500.-?

(Reblogged from panzertron)

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  1. holodrome reblogged this from panzertron and added:
    Sounds like a helluva bargain. Let me guess: they offer two for $17500.-?